The city’s hand-drawn newsweekly. Each week’s posts are compiled into an ‘issue’, which apes the structure of a traditional news magazine, blending news, features, fiction and hastily drawn sketches relating to London.The London ReportTumblr (3.0; @thelondonreport)http://thelondonreport.net/'I take my drumsticks everywhere', man says LONDON — A man was spotted twice on the same day carrying his drumsticks, leading onlookers...http://thelondonreport.net/post/23622495258http://thelondonreport.net/post/23622495258Wed, 23 May 2012 20:54:00 +0100Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Issue Eleven! In the words of Nigel Tufnel, ‘Look, right across the board: eleven, eleven,...http://thelondonreport.net/post/21283546043http://thelondonreport.net/post/21283546043Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:57:00 +0100We have issues If you’re a longtime reader of this publication, you will have noticed that we recently...http://thelondonreport.net/post/21200139977http://thelondonreport.net/post/21200139977Mon, 16 Apr 2012 07:04:00 +0100featureOur tenth issue is ready for your reading pleasure We’re a few weeks late with compiling our tenth issue but aside from the references to snow (it’s a...http://thelondonreport.net/post/21146376090http://thelondonreport.net/post/21146376090Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:28:19 +0100Muppet understanding We went to see the latest Muppets movie today, partly due to my two-year-old’s fascination...http://thelondonreport.net/post/21082767810http://thelondonreport.net/post/21082767810Sat, 14 Apr 2012 15:21:11 +0100Delicious routine nears milestone LONDON — Tonight will mark the one-hundredth consecutive week since an East London husband...http://thelondonreport.net/post/21013325101http://thelondonreport.net/post/21013325101Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:15:00 +0100featureCh-check it out: Beastie Boys lines are repeated relentlessly For the past three weeks, a man in East London has found himself unable to stop a stream of lines...http://thelondonreport.net/post/20952647797http://thelondonreport.net/post/20952647797Thu, 12 Apr 2012 06:50:51 +0100Nothing better!: Broadway number expands after Spitalfields encounter LONDON — A man who saw a couple dressed in matching sweaters penned additional lines to a...http://thelondonreport.net/post/20892554149http://thelondonreport.net/post/20892554149Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:04:00 +0100featureRunning boy announces: 'I'm running!' LONDON - This morning at Victoria Park in east London a two-year-old ran around a playground, while...http://thelondonreport.net/post/20769961790http://thelondonreport.net/post/20769961790Mon, 09 Apr 2012 09:32:00 +0100Bottle caps removed from Victoria Park LONDON — A young boy attempted to remove as many bottle caps as possible from Victoria Park...http://thelondonreport.net/post/20514581866http://thelondonreport.net/post/20514581866Thu, 05 Apr 2012 06:46:00 +0100Damien Hirst devoured by shark, critic Drawing by Jon Tindale. ‘The first substantial survey’ in a British institution of...http://thelondonreport.net/post/20453583937http://thelondonreport.net/post/20453583937Wed, 04 Apr 2012 06:01:00 +0100featureOur back pages, part 3 and a favourite (and lost) story title One of my favourite titles I ever thought of was for a story about a small section of the National...http://thelondonreport.net/post/20426915543http://thelondonreport.net/post/20426915543Tue, 03 Apr 2012 22:33:00 +0100Our back pages, part 2 Yesterday I began running through the issues we’ve accumulated so far. Today, I proudly...http://thelondonreport.net/post/18844933423http://thelondonreport.net/post/18844933423Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:47:57 +0000Our back pages, part 1 Before we return later this week from our longer-than-expected book-writing hiatus, this seemed...http://thelondonreport.net/post/18785713976http://thelondonreport.net/post/18785713976Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:08:00 +0000The cookie, the cheat, the gripe and his bother A few days ago I was at an agency’s office to meet to discuss plans for upcoming work. On the...http://thelondonreport.net/post/17604961963http://thelondonreport.net/post/17604961963Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:45:36 +0000Here, fishy, fishy, fishy Today’s post comes from Jon Tindale, who has cast a wide net in the series of stories he...http://thelondonreport.net/post/17329988647http://thelondonreport.net/post/17329988647Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000featureYoung and old are off to the races! LONDON — This evening, a 10-year-old boy challenged a man in his thirties to a bicycle...http://thelondonreport.net/post/17439082803http://thelondonreport.net/post/17439082803Sat, 11 Feb 2012 20:42:52 +0000Adult leaves young boy 'in the dust' in bicycle race LONDON — This evening, a man in his thirties ‘smoked’ an upstart 10-year-old boy...http://thelondonreport.net/post/17439338445http://thelondonreport.net/post/17439338445Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:10:00 +0000After months of refusal, boy acquiesces, agrees to wear gloves LONDON — Today, a two-year-old wore gloves for the first time this winter, in an unstated...http://thelondonreport.net/post/17441892689http://thelondonreport.net/post/17441892689Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:05:00 +0000Thank you for sharing your Christmas dinner with me The London Lynx sends his gratitude for a bountiful Christmas meal spent with squirrels in the St...http://thelondonreport.net/post/17479997664http://thelondonreport.net/post/17479997664Thu, 12 Jan 2012 09:17:00 +0000